I am a Gman of constant Csorrow,
And I've seen Amtroubles all my Dmdays..
I'll bid fare-Gwell to Minne-Csota,
The state where AmI was born and Dmraised.
All through this Gworld I'm bound to Cramble,
Through sun and Amwind and drivin' Dmrain,
I'm bound to Gride the Northern CRailway.
Perhaps I'll Amtake the very next Dmtrain.